The Chatter Box

Last movie you watched?

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 23:05:19 -0500

What was the last movie you watched?

Last night I watched "Conan the Barbarian"....

Howdy

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 19:52:27 -0500

My name is Julio, and I love America.

I wish.

If it were to be true I would be in better shape having to run so much to keep outta the custody of the border patrol.

So. How's it going?

I'm doing pretty well. Yeah. Heh! Nice place ya got here. I've been in the arcade for the past two days. Cool games. Awesome high scores to beat.

I like the casino as well. Picked me up a few G's. Nice to have. Who can I buy with my money? Anybody?

Well.

Guess that's about it for now.

Let me know if I can help out with just about anything.

Except anything to do with what comes outta peoples' butts. That's where I draw my line of things not to do.

So.

Thanks for your attention.

Now.

Let's see if we can reset your minds to your previous thought patterns.

Just cross over through the gates...

You will not suffer any mental malfunction in doing so.

*WARNING*>Control Freaks may suffer minor emotional discourse<*WARNING*

Best to just relax, and let it happen man.

Be cool y'all.

Funny signs

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:24:53 -0500

Sign in a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

Outside a farm:
HORSE MANURE 50p PER PRE-PACKED BAG 20p DO-IT-YOURSELF

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

On a church door:
THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR. THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. (PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)

English sign in a German cafe:
MOTHERS, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANS BEFORE EATING

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales:
THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING.
IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED. OPEN TOMORROW.

Outside a photographer's studio:
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Outside a disco:
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME

Sign warning of quicksand:
QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

Notice sent to residents of a Wiltshire parish:
DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH LETTER LOUTS AND VANDALS WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER

Notice in a dry cleaner's window:
ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.

Sign on motorway garage:
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sign at Norfolk farm gate:
BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

Does any chat here?

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 02:22:48 -0500

Hi i am new here my name is PurpleLigting .Do people Talk on the forum or is it all just playing the game`s here?

Hello

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:07:07 -0600

Hi Everyone. It's been a while since I've been around. Just thought I would pop in and say hello!

Hello!

US: As poll numbers sag, Bachmann pledges to be 'very competitive' - Los Angeles Times

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:26:47 -0500

Los Angeles Times

As poll numbers sag, Bachmann pledges to be 'very competitive'
Los Angeles Times
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made me laugh

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 01:47:20 -0600

Hello i'm Mgreene

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 10:33:24 -0500

Hi there,

I'm Maria and I think this forum very nice.
I already found a lot of information about a lot of fun games.
See you around.

Grtz Maria

What are you listening To? YouTube Version

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:13:14 -0500

Here's a NEW twist on one of my favorite topics here.

Post the song you are listening to and then find a video for it on YouTube and insert the video too...

I think this will make for a much more interesting version of this topic.

Bonjour (ariadna)

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:14:27 -0500

Hey people!
Nice to meet this website.
I�m sure that I will enjoy!
See you soon

Newbie (missSquidgy)

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 15:40:21 -0500

Hi im missSquidgy im new , a little bit of a "fruitloop" easily confused.com live in my own planet dont like nastiness ..Liverpool supporter like dancing singing but not good at either
just like being happy with a touch of madness thrown in
will get stuff wrong on my posting but wont mind u telling me about it

Hi from NSW, Australia (tipsypixie)

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 23:44:49 -0500

Hello All

Fairly new to this site and absolutely hopeless at most games . I came here after googling jumping bananas, a very simple game that I mastered after about 6 months of practice and then felt the need for a bit of a challenge at it.

I'm having a ball trying out all kinds of different games.

Cheers
C.

US: Debt ceiling, debt limit debate continues - The State Column

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 18:01:48 -0500

USA Today

Debt ceiling, debt limit debate continues
The State Column
The debate over raising the nation's $14.6 trillion debt ceiling with Republicans challenging President Obama's call for eliminating tax subsidies for oil and gas companies. Mr. Obama, speaking in his weekly radio address, continued to pressure ...
Can Congress compromise and defuse the national debt ceiling bomb?Alaska Dispatch
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Deficit battle shaping up as GOP victoryLos Angeles Times
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US: Blago verdict to be announced - Politico

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:22:01 -0500

ABC News

Blago verdict to be announced
Politico
Blagojevich faces charges on wire fraud, attempted extortion, bribery and extortion conspiracy. | AP Photo Close By JENNIFER EPSTEIN | 6/27/11 1:19 PM EDT The jury in the corruption trial of former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich has reached agreements ...
Earlier Trial Deadlocked but This Jury Reportedly Swings Against HimABC News
Blagojevich Jurors Have Reached Partial VerdictNew York Times
Jury reaches verdict in Blagojevich trialCNN
Chicago Tribune -Reuters -Wall Street Journal
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Hello (Summer)

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:10:09 -0500

Hi,

I'm Summer from the Netherlands, married and we have 2 sons. Surfing on the internet I found your site.